Too Fluffy for Prison – Lonely Lion T-Shirt

$17.99

A gentle reminder for moments when patience is running low.

Featuring Lonely Lion trying very hard to make sensible choices, this tee carries the warning:

“Remember: I’m too fluffy for prison.”

Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, mildly irritated creatures and anyone doing their best to remain civilised in the modern jungle.

Available in a small selection of easy-to-wear colours.

Select color: Heather Natural

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.